Alternativ hätte ich folgende Lyrics als Vorschlag, um das Lied etwas wegzubringen von der Kleinmädchenecke oder den ersten Songschreibversuchen einer Viertklässlerin:
It's late at night, I go to bedBut I can't get no restMy boyfriend grabbed my pussyHe says he does his bestwants to make US great againBut he really hates his job'cause he can't stop Obama careBut that's just how it is
I sing:Wap Bad, ba da di da da ...
Another guy in the Turkeyhelps us with refugeesso he can make what he likes to doAnd that's not good at allHe just banned wikipediaand says it's none of your bizHe really hates democracyWell, that's just how it is
I sing:Wap Bad, ba da di da da ...
Another guy from GermanyHe hates Jan BöhmermannHe whines a lot "He is so meanHe does not like my songit's charity, it's good for allSo do not criticizeSo bawl my songs and shut your mouthThat's just how it is"
I sing:Wap Bad, ba da di da da ...
(Mein Jona wollte die dritte Strophe über einen deutschen Musiker, weil der irgendwie keine Kritik mag. Die ersten beiden Strophen sind allerdings ohne Jona entstanden, irgendjemand muss ja Frühstück machen)