20 der besten '30 Rock' Zitate

20 der besten '30 Rock' Zitate Nach sieben Jahren ist  leider Schluss mit 30 Rock.  Zum Serien-Finale hier nochmal 20 der besten Zitate von Liz Lemon & Co.   1

"I'm as happy as a clam that wants to kill some woman."

-- Tracy Jordan       2

"I can talk to animals! Well, not talk to them. I can take commands from them."

-- Kenneth Parcell       3

"Without me you'd still be behind that lightboard in Chicago turning bags of Sour Patch Kids inside out to lick them clean."

-- Jenna Maroney       4

"Keep in mind, we Hornbergers are notorious cowards. On D-Day, my grandfather wore a German uniform under his American one—just in case."

-- Pete Hornberger       5

"You look like that flash card they told me means sadness."

-- Jenna Maroney       6

"I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs."

-- Liz Lemon       7

"Female jealousy is an evolutionary fact, Lemon. If you try to breed it out of them, you wind up with a lesbian with hip dysplasia."

-- Jack Donaghy       8

"When I first started working here, an eight-year-old Shirley Temple showed me how to roll a cigarette."

-- Kenneth Parcell       9

"Last time I taught, I was like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society--by which I mean I got fired."

-- Pete Hornberger       10

"'TGS with Tracy Jordan' without Tracy Jordan is an oxymoron, like 'liberal government' or 'female scientist.'"

-- Jack Donaghy       11

"Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking."

-- Jenna Maroney       12

"We produce more failed pilots than the French air force."

-- Jack Donaghy       13

"All right, now that the popsicle's melted we've got ourselves a tongue depressor."

-- Dr. Leo Spaceman       14

"It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"

-- Jack Donaghy on why he's wearing a tux       15

"It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!"

-- Kenneth Parcell       16

"Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s."

-- Dr. Leo Spaceman       17

"Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes."

-- Jenna Maroney       18

"I look forward to reading your obituary."

-- Jenna Maroney       19

"Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold."

-- Jack Donaghy       20

"You know how the media are. They wait for a mistake and that's all you are. It happened to Hitler. No one ever talks about his paintings."

-- Jack Donaghy